March 23, 2011 § Leave a comment
Two people have said this to me over the last few days.
Now I have to ask…What the hell is a whomp, whomp??
They tend to drag that last whomp.
Like a sound effect,
A sound effect.
I don’t need a sound effect to my life
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Back to the whomping
All I can think about when I hear the whomp, whomp
is Charlie Brown.
Poor Charlie Brown.
You just suckered punched Charlie Brown in my head.
What if everytime you share something personal,
I talk about Eeyore.
how about Bambi
BAMBI’S LITTLE VOICE. Momma!
I remember eating off every nail
sitting in the hallway in school,
the entire third grade,
yes we watched tv during school.
hence, why i am here.
almost peeing myself
listening to little Bambi.
Who the hell did Disney think it was?
I don’t think I need to explain myself any further.
On the other left hand,
Well I rather enjoyed Charlie Brown’s tribulations.
All I can hear is your stuffy,
Go blow your nose, why don’t you
Whomp, whomp is the sike of the nineties.
Portlandia dreams about the nineties,
By the way.
I wanted to smack someone in the mouth everytime they said Sike.
I was ten year old
Who wanted to smack someone.
Now with the whomp, whomp,
I want to smack them because
They have destroyed Charlie Brown
And brought back